March 2012
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
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When your ex asks if you can still be friends...
These are nothing alike at all lol
jack-slenderman:
markaragnos:
If you shower naked, you have no self-respect, because Jesus is watching. How dare you show Jesus your tits.
#Jesus loves my tits shut up
killerscene asked: *licks his Mexican lips*
Anonymous asked: KYLE give me your eyes
aronamik asked: juicy beef curtains nice and bloody....
I want you to take your best shot at sexually... →
calmgiant:
How to properly pronounce Bon Iver
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treebeardoffangorn:
I hope Rick Santorum’s burritos are poorly rolled so the last bite is all just tortilla and no filling.
one half of tumblr: “i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you”
other half of tumblr: “unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just fuck the shit out of you”
gagapoo replied to your post: REREADING HOMESTUCK
HA IM AHEAD OF YOU HAAAAAHAH
This is my second time around reading, soooooooooooo
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REREADING HOMESTUCK
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002697
I completely forgot that she was obsessed with furry type things and that she wanted ears, LOL, this explains why she enjoys her God Tier changes so much!
imabearrawwr asked: i wish i was as gooood of an artist like you :) just saying aha
failure to land: Half Life 3 Canceled →
minestuck:
shy-blu-scout:
carbunculus:
incitatus-ebooks:
octopole:
kittenball:
2 hours ago, the voice actor of Gordon Freeman was involved in a fatal car accident and perished before the perimedics arrived. Gabe Newell, stating it disrespectful to replace him, officially announced that HL3 will…
February 2012
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1612th:
i bet madonna was born on a leap day that’s probably why she thinks she’s 15
/SexualFrustration
Where’s a cutesy wutsie hispanic man when I need one
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On Religion
patternicity:
swarmth:
I see religion as nothing more than a “you are wrong and I am right” type deal, and it just isn’t our place to decide. The stories are interesting, but there are no accurate and specific truths.
I can’t avoid disrespect here, but how can you sit there and say that your whole life is dedicated to a document comparable to a children’s storybook without laughing? There...
